Also...

I read this totally outdated blog post the other day and almost wet myself in a country where you are not supposed to discuss bodily functions -- I've decided that, in the case of such an unfortunate event, I would claim that it's how Americans say hello. Anyway, for anyone bored at work (hopefully in a place where laughing out loud would be completely inappropriate), here you go:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=quantum_of_phallus